50 facts about me

To make my person more clear and close to you I tried to gather some personal characteristics in a list of 50 interesting details of my character in a whole. Something can be too idiot or trivialize in your opinion, but for anybody my identity will be revealed to the other side. It was written a few month ago but almost everything did not changed, only some datas I updated according to today. Whatever let you all read 50 facts about me.

1. I have never worked in offline. I mean work with normalized working day, holidays, etc.
2. I have never smoked. I hate cigarette smoke, only greenery.
3. If for each of my offenses and crimes I grabbed for ass, I would have received a total at least 100+ years in prison and a very big money penalty due our law acts.
4. I have never download ringtones to my mobile phone. And I don’t use mobile internet at all.
5. Being a belorussian, I am a belorusofob. I hate my people for a radical degree of tolerance and envy. There are exceptions like me, but very little. At the same time I will not leave Belarus  intend because I love my native motherland and I am very fond of Minsk not to pay attention on its greyness and sadness.
6. The half of my life I have devoted football. I do not sorry about it, cause I’ve got a lot of emotions experienced in sick for your favorite team + undoubted health benefits
7. All my life I’ve been one of the best students at school and in Univercity, but with deuce on the behavior.
8. I have never confess my love to any girl (Chats and SMS does not count, it’s not serious). No love, only sex. I don’t know what they liked me for but I always can bring any introduction to a very early sex. I asked about all my girls about reasons but it helped me a bit due different answers.  Update: I am in fucking great love with my girlfriend Karina, and I express my love to her everyday. All the bitches stopped to interest my mind and dick.
9. I do not believe in God. Also I love all sorts of ungodly poorat obscenity when passing by the church. There is no god, only your own power and a fortune, of course.
10. I am crazy about the exclusive sneakers. “Sneaker-Freaker” is very close to me. My favorite is Adidas, and all others labels are far far behind. Only Adidas designers bring so much attention to details making their sneakers so fucking ideal!
11. I want to have a lot of children, at least five.
12. Being 9 to 14, I was obsessed with fishing. In late spring, all summer and early autumn I spent 10-15 hours a day with a fishing rod in hand. But after 14 I dropped the case so dramatically, as if my hands suddenly severed. Now I have no any sense for fishing.
13. I love a shoplifting. Even when the pockets full of a loot. Apparently it is a kleptomania, but no chronic yet.
14. Being a child I dreamed to become a filmmaker.
15. I like Paris Hilton. And not for looks, as 99% of her fans, but as a person with a fucking crazy lifestyle.
16. I am not welcome any of my neighbors, even though I live in this apartment for 7 years.
17. For the first time picking up a rifle at target practice, I immediately got the top ten the first two shoots. Maybe I had to be a sniper?
18. If the 25 years I did not marry, then I will resort to surrogate mothers. Why? See paragraph 11 of this goddamned post.
19. I open the swimming season usually in April.
20. I have a dream of my shoe factory which will become a place of producing the best sneakers ever!
21. I did not see TV programs during five last years, at all.
22. In early childhood, I amused myself by cutting the worms in the tens of parts and crushing tadpoles by finger lobes.
23. I have never ate Shawarma. Yes, it’s true!
24. Being asked for a cigarette I often answer What a fuck do you think I am a smoker??? Often this turns into a physical conflict.
25. I love ice cream so much that often eat two at once. Besides it looks outrageous and already helped me few times to start easy communication with the most attractive Univercity bitches and then tightened them in bed without any effort. When you lick your ice-cream looking into their eyes, all their thoughts are completely about sex so they admitted it to me during our sex breaks. One of  “ice-creamed” girls tried to sway me licking her pussy, and this shit was also born in her mind when I saw into her eyes licking my ice-cream…  Here is the whole secret, and one more confirmation that all the chicks are ready to fuck at start, even without long acquaintance, it is only important to show your desires most unusual and brutal. Also don’t forget about true style clothes and shoes, young bitches pay attention on it before they will grow and start to choose a fucker by a cost of car.
26. In my life I have changed 4 apartments and they were all on the first floor. That’s such a coincidence here.
27. My mother is 100% sure that I never drink alcohol stronger than beer. Pink glasses or parent naivete? Not even know.
28. I never pay for public transport except the metro. Or I shove conductor large bills which has no date or ran from the back to the front door and vice versa.
29. My first car driving experience was in 20 years when I start to study in a driving school. I do not why but cars do not attract me. This is particularly shocking to my father who an inveterate motorist.
30. Despite all my fucking escarpment, on my body no tattoos. Not dare to take this step. Update: now I have already three tattoos.
31. I can not live without music. Hate this fucking silence!
32. I’ve never had dogs, cats and other domestic creatures. Although I like to walk with my father’s Caucasian Shepherd.
33. I have never stabbed, although there are a lot of needle addicts in my environment. I am afraid of it because it is a final stage, but I sometimes use amphetamines and its derivatives like MDMA.
34. I do not know how these idiots play table tennis and billiards. I do not even try. Stupid games for stupid people.
35. I am very dependent on the weather. If the street cloudy, my mood is totally deep in my ass, I do not want to go anywhere. When the sun shines, the house I was not looking for.
36. I just trudge from music of Stone Throw brand. The rest of the music does not get taken seriously by me due it seems to be fucking easy and primitively so I want to switch it off immediately. The most favorite artist of Stones Throw is Madlib with his crazy alter-egos. Also I fond of MF Doom’s talent, he’s doing very especially music with a fucking evil voice. I always want to name his stuff as a BAD music. Their collaboration with Madlib named Madvillain will stay one of my favorite albums for ever.
37. When I was a child I dreamed of my own laboratory for the production of synthetic drugs. In 10 years I knew by heart all the formulas of substances such as MDMA. I took a great interest in chemistry, my home is still littered with all sorts of bulbs.
38. Recently I started network marketing, becoming a free entrepreneur of Amway. Details will be told later.
39. I’m crazy about American cartoons like RoboChicken, The Simpsons, and especially The South Park. The latter is a kind of standard of humor for me, I know by heart all the parts.
40. Yesterday I decided to give up excessive use of alcohol. Maximum liter of beer, or a couple of cocktails, or a couple of drinks of strong alco like a vodka.
41. Recently I stopped reading fiction. Just do not see any reason to read someone’s thoughts, often do not have under them a real motive. Besides my thoughts are so numerous so I can mop my ass with them.
42. I have no brothers and sisters, so all my life I’m sorry about it. Probably for this reason and appeared paragraph 11 in this profile.
43. I love to sunbathe much. I am often asked where I went to rest, or else joked like if I overdone with solarium and why. In a fact, they mean my natural tan, which I start to have in April or May.
44. During 6-9 classes I missed most of the lessons because of “illness”. I stuffed on the thermometer temperature, learned to do it so skillfully that I did not worry nor the presence of my mother, nor the presence of a doctor. And I had to cheat because at that time was a moment of my entry into the world of computer games, and I am just have no time to study. But now I hate gamers, they seem to me like an absolutely purposeless creatures.
45. I hate anime. Suicide freak shit, which enslave teenage brains better than H and other heavy drugs do.
46. I am an hater of local computer networks. They remind me of dormitory. A fucking homeless garbage place like a communism regime.
47. Recently, I have achieved a sufficiently high level of self-control. Every minute of my time I try to spend usefully. I do it without books on time management. They do not help when there is no developed willpower.
48. I know how to make money and I can generate ideas for a profitable business. I am not a braggart, tou will see it later during reading my blog. If I started to build any business with initial stage I always reached such positive results as it possible in my situation and according to business scale.
49. I am a staunch opponent of migration, not only external but also internal. Migration is a major cause of ethno-religious and social conflicts. People must travel outside their homeland only in the tourist and rest purposes. Native culture must be only observed by tourists, not palped by their alien hands. Let’s leave them their stuff for pulping. I hope my explanation is quite correct, but there are some stupid word constructions which help to explain my opinion also to fucking immigrants. Please take a notice I am not a fascist or mind-brokened nazi. It’s all very difficult to be said in a few words…
50. Today I had a sex with Natalia Krachkovskaya (fucking fat Russian actress) in my night dream. Moreover, after everything happened, I ran through the streets and shouting that my dream has come true! And I awoke in a cold sweat, went to bathroom, phoned to my best chick and only a hard long-time sex helped me to forget about this horror.

I’m starting! :)

Hello World! This is really my first post which should give you a clue who I am and why I created this blog. My name is Roma L. and I live in the city of Minsk, Belarus. I recently turned 23 years old. This year I graduated from the Belarusian Institute of Law specialty Politics. I am fond of football, website development, blogging, fresh Adidas sneakers Also I am a biggest The South Park and The Simpsons fan. I do not smoke but sometimes I use damn shit like mdma and greenery. In alcohol I prefer whiskey and czech dark beer. It’s not all I’m sure, but it is the daily component of my fucking life. I think this information will show you some idea of my personality.

Also, I am sure that any blogger should be to set specific goals in different spheres of their lives and daily stamping on the stairs to reach these goals. Only in this case readers will distinguish your posts from the other, only in this case you will receive recognition as a blogger. I will not write all primitive garbage such spiritual wealth, family welfare, etc. Let’s leave it for the girls:) For me, the most important is doing things you love, enjoy it and not depend on anyone. In other words, I want to live my life the way I want it.
Combine a hobby and a business – that is fucking real kicks all and make our life really interesting and every day we can do what we like but at the same time we earn money which we also like much, don’t we?! As perhaps you all do, I also have a such dream of mixing hobby and way of making money. At the moment I want to own an English pub in the traditional style with a built bookmakers. This is my tangible goal in the near future. I love the atmosphere of pubs, football and gambling. I’m not saying a word about wife, children, etc. For men this is not a goal, it’s a sacred duty! This is a traditional part of life without which it can not do any normal person in a whole, so I do not think we need to dwell on this. I want say that a creation of your own family can’t be signed as s GOAL, it’s our DUTY like tooth brushing шn the morning and before go to bed.

I will write much about betting on football. Will spread predictions that might help someone. I will try to post something really interesting about fashion, especially about sneakers and japanese denim. In addition I guess not to be lazy and do my own photos. It’s more interesting not only to read author’s thoughts but also see any parts of his life on pictures.  In any case, I hope through this blog to find many interesting people with whom we would have found something in common. It was very difficult to fit my world view, life principles and aspirations in one post. But I think I coped. Or not?